Let's be super honest right away.
You probably don't need to hire me.*clutches pearls*

There are fewer and fewer reasons to hire a developer for a simple website these days — and yet, here you are! Maybe you want something a little special. Maybe you don't have the time, don't want the headache. Maybe your idea's too weird, too big, or too annoying for drag-and-drop.

Whether you've got a big idea, a half-built site, or just a lot of questions, I'm here to sort through the chaos and bring a little calm to your corner of the internet.

So, like, what does this actually look like?

this should be a button

a UX roast

We will do a full UX evaluation and provide an actionable list of recommended changes + edits. It's your great-aunt's not-so-subtle, “this turkey is overdone,” but make it my best Millennial style gentle parenting: a lovingly savage critique of your interface, with solutions! We never forget the rolls at this house, and we never leave a link when it should be a button. Bring your own napkin. Eval: $325, hourly implementation.

see the turkey

slightly less broken

a code concierge

Custom code, emergency fixes, WordPress maintenance, plugin updates + consolidation, speed checks, accessibility evals, functionality implementations, workflow additions, and almost anything else related to your site's front-end code. Hourly.

dev on demand

maybe this will work

an idea sandbox

I'm very taken with [certain] AI development and assistant tools and have lately enjoyed exploring the possibilities. A very boring way to say: I've been nerding out over them in my spare time, and want to do more.

Have an app or site idea? Let's chat + see what happens next. This kind of project may involve: rapid prototyping, AI tinkering and play, prompt guidance, collaborative chaos, and impulsive experiments. Think of it like a playground for half-baked ideas with potential. Weird ideas welcome! Minimum engagement $750.

let's play nerds