I hate house cleaning.
That’s probably not super accurate, as there are certain very satisfying aspects of cleaning that I enjoy and partake in. But I also pay someone to clean my house, and I negotiate like Mr. Wonderful with Man-Piece over who does which chores regularly, so I can avoid fairly easily doing the things I truly do not love doing myself.
WHICH IS WHY, when people start talking about spring cleaning – or any type of seasonal house cleaning, I am just not here for it. Spring means 2 things to me: I need to stop eating so many carbs, and start taking allergy medicine PRONTO. That’s it. The end.
No spring cleaning for this house, I think. Maybe we’ll hire someone to power wash the outside. That seems like an adult thing to do. Otherwise? Nah.
I DO like cleaning as a concept: clean your mind with therapy. Clean your computer desktop by organizing your folder structure for the love of god. Clean out your closet by donating clothes you don’t wear. Clean your kid’s probably-insanely large toy collection by starting a giant burn pile in your yard. [JK on that last one, def donate toys. Burning them probably gives off toxic gasses? Yikes.]
AND THAT IS WHY: When you join the Snark Studios list, you get access to the Digital Spring Cleaning Challenge IMMEDIATELY! Hire someone to clean your house while you clean your online life! OkAy!
What the HECKSICKLES is a Digital Spring Cleaning Challenge?
A 5 day challenge to help you clean UP your online life. See? Simple.
I will guide you through 5 tiny steps, one per day, to both BE and FEEL more secure in your use of digital tools. I am the TOP of Pavlov’s hierarchy of needs, ok? We are going to GET secure and FEEL secure and BE secure.
And you are going to STOP stressing over things that are solvable and do not need to stand in your way – of whatever you’re after. Spending more time with your kid and his aforementioned toy collection. Sleeping longer. Taking more naps. Perfecting the best pot of chili the world has ever seen. Starting a new hobby perhaps? Or focusing on your customers and clients and your business baby, which is probably the POINT of all the apps and tools you have in the first damn place.
We’ll be SO secure you won’t even need that weighted blanket that is your just-in-case-I-write-all-passwords-in-this-physical-journal-that-I-keep-in-my-purse-at-all-times. If anything can be burned at the end of this, it’s that journal. No, seriously, please shred and burn that.
<ok but should you participate?>
The challenge is designed for business owners and side-hustlers (I hate this term, but until I figure out a better way to say “people who work fulltime for someone else but also have a hobby or maybe a business they’re trying to grow on the side,” …side-hustlers works fine I guess).
You don’t HAVE to be a business owner to benefit, however. I have over 200 online accounts that have nothing to do with my business – accounts I would have even if I were not a business owner. So I encourage you to check it out, regardless of your business-owning status.
Sign up below and I’ll see you in your inbox for Day 1!